???   haaaaaaaaaaay, ima llama.

Make dat Benz bend. Jk don’t

— 8 hours ago

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

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— 8 hours ago with 395359 notes
skeleton jerking off:*xylophone sounds*
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firstjumperonfire:

fourismywhore:

fourismywhore:

my boyfriend told me he loved me last night for the first time

i forgot to mention we both work at starbucks and were closing the store together last night and his exact words were

"I love you a latte"

marry him.

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— 8 hours ago with 69871 notes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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— 8 hours ago with 59850 notes